Midwest Jeff

  • NYPD Twitter contest backfires. Who'd have thought?





  • Mystery Science Theater 3000 might get the resurrection it so richly deserves. 


  • 4 people at a Food Safety Summit got....(wait for it)...food poisoning. Can't make it up.


  • Love irritating people? Try doing these.

  • If you care, here are the top actor/actresses on social media.

  • Here's a list of actors and actresses who refuse to work together.


  • One of my favorite bands of the last 5 years, The Menzingers, have a new album out today. Check it out.

  • Robert De Niro did a Vine video, and had no idea what he was doing.







  • Moviefone.com is still a thing and claims these are the best 101 sports movies of all time. The Waterboy made the list, so take it for what it's worth.

  • The website BingeWatched.com has a list of "The 15 Most Underrated Sitcom Characters of All Time." This list isn't as bad as the above list. And it's shorter.

  • Jared Leto and Jesus. Internet gold.

  • Think your families Easter photo was awkward? Check out Mariah and Nick Cannon's.

  • Zach Braff ZACH "leaked" his own Lindsay Lohan-style sex list, and it's brilliant.

  • Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen play the Newlywed Game and it's as perfectl as you'd expect.

  • Can you guess the Johnny Depp movie by the Johnny Depp hairstyle? I got 14 out of 15. Not sure if I should be proud or mortified.

  • The day the music died.

  • Worst Easter egg hunt ever.




  • "X-Men" director, writer and producer Bryan Singer is in the meat grinder


  • Are these the best teen TV dramas of all time? 

  •  A Wu-Tang affiliated rapper cut off his penis and jumped from a second-story balcony. Enough said.



  • Fargo has a very successful premier. Fyi, I LOVE this show. Captures the tone, atmosphere and darkness of the movie, but has it's own plot and characters. No easy feat.

  • Did you know:  If you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel, you get 666. Sinner.

  • One of the best parts of being a parent is embarrassing your kids. Want to embarrass your kids online? Do some of these.

  • A burglar in Poland tried to hide the evidence from police by swallowing it. It just happened to be six watches, a set of nail clippers, a spoon, a fork, a pen, and several cigarette lighters.