When asked 'what's the best excuse to get out of work'...Almost 55% said this …
Problems with their home, like plumbing, AC, etc.!
Men stress about this the most before their first date.
Conversation
More than 30% of men never do this ...
Make their bed!
What is the number one way to stay attractive to a woman?
Don't follow her around like a puppy
What is the number one thing moms really want for Mother's Day?
A day of no wiping.
What aggravates you the most at home? Men said it was their neighbors. Women said...
Picking up dirty clothes
What is the number one regret from your 20s?
Not spending more time with your parents
A women is 31% more likely to give their number to a man carrying this.
A guitar
According to a relationship expert this is one of the best ways to determine how good of a lover a man will be. What is it?
How he holds your hand
Everybody finds its essential to have one of this ...but 15% of people don’t have one.
Alarm Clock
Scientists have found this that make a man immune to seduction.
An antibiotic
According to research when a man is in the presence of a woman he finds it easier to do this activity. What is it?
Running
More than 8% of women are attracted to this person.
Their boyfriend's father.
Sex, a hot shower and this activity get you your best night sleep.
Yoga
Almost 15% of women are OK with a man doing this on the first date. What is it?
Use a coupon
Most women say they have no problem paying around $100 for this. What is it?
A Bathing Suit
4 year olds are now getting treated for an addiction to this... What is it?
Their iPads
Only 1 in 16 married couples can say this about their relationship...
They were high school sweethearts
Almost 30% of women say they would rather go to the dentist than do this. What is it?
Visit their Mother In-Law
New Survey says that couples who have met this way have the lowest rate of divorce. How did they meet?
Their mother introduced them
More than 40% of married men claim they have no say when it comes to deciding this. What is it?
Their weekend plans
What percent of people don't believe that sex with a robot would constitute infidelity?
42%
More than 60% of men do this on their wedding day. What is it?
Think about another woman
If a guy talks about this on a first date more than 55% of women will kiss him. What is it?
His Mother
Despite what your teacher told you, students might want to do this in class, because studies show it improves alertness and reaction time by 10%, what is it?
chewing gum
What two words should you never say to a woman?
Calm down
More than 55% of women believe their significant other lies to them about this. What is it?
Tells her she looks good in an outfit just to end the shopping trip
A website Survey says this is the number #1 everyday thing that a woman can do that is a turn on for guys. What is it?
Yoga
More than 55% of couples say their first important discussion after marriage was about...
Laundry
This is the number one secret Almost 40% of women who have been married more than once keep from their husband. What is it?
Her ex has a bigger "package"
More than 10% of men have done this in an attempt to woo a woman...
Written down the lyrics of a song and given them to her
More than 35% of men will hit on a women when they see this. What is it?
That they are wearing a Uniform
More than 15% of us do this when at a job interview or a date. What is it?
Change our Voice
More than 80% of women over 30 do not do this outside of their home. What is it?
Exercise
More than 45% of men have done this in regards to their significant other. What is it?
Gone through their purse
A little more than 5% of women never do this. Ever. What is it?
Talk about what happens in the Bed Room
When asked what they wanted to be when they grew up, more than 65% of elementary boys said they would rather be THIS than the president of the U.S. What job did they pick?
Bartender
More than 61% of men and 38% of women think this is the first thing people notice about them when they meet for the first time. What is it?
Their Cell Phone
More than 65% of us say we can really only tolerate this for 3 seconds before getting upset...
When the light turns green and the car ahead doesn't move
Women do this more in the car than men. What is it?
Curse at other drivers
30% women and 20% of men have confronted a stranger because of this. What is it?
Talking loudly on their cell phone
The Beat The Dial Tone Question: More then 90% of people don't wash this properly or often enough...
wash their pillow
More then 85% of people say this puts them in a better mood. What is it?
Looking at photos of themselves on FB
More than 50% of women say a guy is more attractive if he is doing this in his facebook picture. What is it?
Holding a Musical Instrument.
1 out 10 women have an extra one of these she keeps from her spouse. What is it?
Facebook Profile.
What is the number one wedding rule to break?
Sleeping apart the night before.
More than 45% of women say they wish their partner did this more often. What is it?
Wore cologne
66% of Women are willing to kiss a guy on the first day if they _____________. What is it?
Smell Good.
More than 30% of women said that if a man does this at dinner on the first date, there won't be a second....
Rude to wait staff
More than 60% of couples have argued about this in the kitchen....
Whether or not to rinse the dishes before loading them in the dishwasher
More than 50% of women won't tell their partner what they spent on this. What is it?
Handbags and Purses
More than 30% of women would rather give up their man for a week than this for the same 7 days. What is it?
Coffee
More than 40% of women admit they have difficulty cooking this. What is it?
Spaghetti
More than 50 % of us feel jealous of something a friend has ...what is it?
The size of their TV
When it comes to Physical Activity, more people ended up in Emergency Rooms last year because of this than anything else. What is it?
Yoga.
Almost 90% of women are turned off by a man who does this. What is it?
Talks about how much money he makes.
A new study finds that having one or more of these in the house will lower your IQ. What is it?
Kids
Almost 19% of brides-to-be said they had nightmares about their dress. Almost 15% said they had nightmares about.
An embarrassing uninvited guest
If Walt Disney applied for a job at Disney today, he would not be hired because of this…what?
A moustache…employees cannot have facial hair.
According to a new survey, when meeting someone new, the first two things people judge the other person on are their teeth and this.
Their grammar
4 in 10 women will break it off with a guy if they don't like this about him...
his musical taste
Almost 3% of guys say they have borrowed a friend's _______ in order to impress a date...
House or Apartment
What percentage of women share naked photos with their guy?
44%
People in THIS business see a 30% bump in sales right around Valentine’s Day.
Divorce Lawyers
Almost 55% of men are convinced that having a _____ helped them get a date.
Having a dog
47% of men think this is a good way to go for Vday?
Sending their Valentine an E-Card!
40% of men say it's OK for a woman to do this in a relationship, but only 30% of women agree...
propose
What percent of women name their boobs?
31%
35% of women will be noticing this about her guy on a first date ...
If he knows how to eat correctly (manners, etc.)!
Just under half of all men have this in their car, what is it?
Toilet Paper!
Married people will get this more than single people, what is it?
Heartburn!
More the 2% of women say this is why they got married...
the presents
When asked, what would make their job more satisfying, 12% of people suggested this...
Free rides to and from work
30% of men want women to do this at work.
Dress more appropriately
What the #1 thing that means more to a man than saying "I love you" to him?
Your undivided attention.
Almost 10% of women have a sweatshirt that they took from an ex and never gave back. More the 5% of women did the same with a...
A hat
Amy Lynn goes shopping. Her total at the register is $103.Amy Lynn pays exactly $103 in cash, using 8 bills, NONE of which is a $1 bill. What combination did she use?...
One 50, two 20s, one 5, four 2s
Americans will eat 1.23 billion what on Super Bowl Sunday?
Chicken wings.
Only 8% of singles would consider doing what?
A long distance relationship.
1 in 12 working Americans have done what?
Stolen a co-worker's lunch.
58% of women say they've cried over this...
their child's first day of school
A recent survey asked married couples to describe their spouse in one word. What word topped the list?
"Stubborn"!
Almost 15% of cars on the road have this in common …
The 'check engine' lights are always on!
Women who do this professionally, send a message that their marriage is in trouble.
Work longer hours
What is the top thing men do not notice about you?
A few extra pounds
Womens #1 disliked office gathering. is staff photos at work. What’s #1 for guys?
Baby Showers
Women spend more then $2,500 on this in their lifetime?
Finding a husband.
The average man spends 47 minutes a year doing this with his partner
Watching her admire herself (make-up, trying on clothes, etc.)
College Students who watch reality shows are more likely to do this
Tanning.
More the 35% of women who don't work out give this as the # 1 reason why?
They don't want to mess up their hair.
According to wedding experts, this is the #1 thing a groom should NOT take on his honeymoon ...
His laptop computer!
BTDT Question: 45% of men would panic at the thought of their mother seeing this …
Their browsing history!
30% of people who sleep on the left side of the bed are happier about this than 18% of people who sleep on the right side. Happier about what?
Their job!
A recent study revealed that women get an instant ego boost by doing this ...
Putting on lingerie!
The average woman stops doing what at age 41?
Wearing a mini skirt.
If there is a January surge in this, it will be a sure sign that the economy is improving...
A surge in filings for divorce!
When asked to name the worst food that could be served at Christmas, people chose 'liver' as the #1 answer. What was #2?....
Lima Beans
At Christmas time, 16% of women don't want to know this...
That you're returning the gift she gave you!
The IRS says the average what makes $8,000 per year?
Mall Santas.
The sale of these feminine items will increase 38% during the holidays ...
Padded bras
The top 3 things women notice about other women are hair, clothes and what?
their skin complexion
60% of us want what for Christmas?
Snow.
About 49% of Americans truly despise this, even the thought of it makes them sick.
Eggnog.
People who can do this without their hands live longer
stand up from a sitting position
1 in 5 men do this when they are having a bad day?
Call their mom
Men on average spend Almost 20 minutes a day doing this ...
Housework!
6% of women don’t tell their partner they do what?
Wax their upper lip.
Almost 20% of people say this is our favorite place to hide money ...
Their shoes!
Almost 10% of us will buy presents for whom?
Teachers.
35% of us say the worst that can go wrong when hosting a party is what?
Broken toilet.
54% of employees said that, given the choice they would rather their company NOT do this...
Have an office holiday party
20% of people who bought what are men?
50 Shades of Grey.
The average working woman spends $105 on what?
Her holiday party outfit.
When asked, "What bores you?", Almost 10% of people said "Listening to people talk about their ______"
Their Kids
4% of people celebrate this during the year. What is it?
Their car's birthday!
48% of working women have done what?
Kissed a co-worker.
33% of employers won't allow you to do what?
Shop online.
The average age that a child starts doing this is 4 1/2 - what is it?
Asking for a cell phone!
Putting kids to bed is the 2nd most stressful situation for a mom. What is #1?
Taking the kids grocery shopping.
More than 50% of men think they can guess what?
Lingerie sizes.
4% of people have taken a day off of work because of this ...
Stubbed toe!
22% of men think this is the reason they are single ...
Their crappy car!
55% of women admitted to trying to do this to their partner...
Change their partner's style...
4% of people will experience this over Halloween...
Lose a filling on candy!
20% of women prefer a man that has this …..
hairy chests.
According to a recent survey, women talk more about this than gossip. What is it?
The Weather!!!
According to Careerbuilder.com - Employer fashion pet peeves...#1, an unironed shirt, #2, sneakers...What is #3?
Flip Flops!!!
28% of women have declined a date with someone because they disliked their __________?
Clothes!
24% of North Americans say they have beautiful what?
Feet
67% of singles say stories about an ex is the worst topic of conversation on a first date. What was second on the list?
Personal medical issues
When it comes to online dating, women lie about their weight more than anything else. Men lie about their jobs, followed by this...
Their Activities
The #1 movie guys say they like just to hook up with you.
The Notebook
For the low price of $29.95, you can get a kit that restores your what?
Virginity
Most Dangerous room in the house
Bathroom
91% of American adults believe they are more likely to fall in love with someone if that person participates in this activity ...
Voting!
1/3 of moms said that when their kid goes to college, they'll do this with their empty room ...
Make it a big closet for her clothes and shoes!
This is the number one reason the average woman gets mad
People talk behind their back
The #1 turn-off for men, when it comes to women, is tattoos. For women, it's beards. The #2 turn-off for both genders is the same... What is it?
Bad Breath.
people on a diet say chocolate is the 2nd hardest thing to give up. What is #1???
CHEESE
Thousands of women were asked why they broke up with their last boyfriend, and almost 1 in 5 used these two words...
No Chemistry
According to a recent survey – the majority of women said they’re favorite smell is freshly baked bread. What is their second favorite smell?
Campfire
75% of women dread this more than anything else, what?
Trying on clothes
women looking for a happy, secure boyfriend should look for a man with THIS! What is it?
A sister or sisters!
If you have one of these three female names, you are likely to be speeding in your car.
Juliette, Justine or Alexis
80% of women say doing this one simple thing will put them in a better mood.
Putting on lipstick!
85% of exes admit to this.
Facebooking stalking you.
1/3 of women say this is the most important thing they do all day?
Put make-up on.
10% of men said that this event was more important than their wedding day. What is it?
Team winning championship.
90% of a person's personality traits can be determined by this.
Their shoes.
The majority of women polled said they would rather have one of these than a diamond ring?
Walk-in closet
3 out of 4 spouses say their partner can't be trusted to do what?
Wake you up in the morning.
64% of single women have tried to find a date by doing this...what is it?
Asked a relative to hook them up with someone they know!
According to a new sleep survey, 7% of us fall asleep here …
Church!
What's the second most popular thing dad's want for Father's Day?
A Home Cooked Meal.
About half the women who are currently dieting are doing it because of what?
They saw a bad picture of themselves on Facebook.
68% of women would give up sex for a month for the perfect this.
Body.
In a recent survey, the #1 reason people have a tattoo removed ...
Employment reasons!
The average woman spends $85 on what?
Sunglasses.
Talking about this makes you feel just as good as having sex.
Yourself
26% of men have done something women are known for?
They cry at a wedding
What is the number one word that needs to stop being abused?
Amazing
During the week, when does a woman's libedo peak?
11 pm on Saturday
When it comes to Mother's Day, 7% of moms admit that they have done this...
Thrown their gift away!
What is a woman's number one regret from high school?
Her hair style
7% of women love this, 55% think it's ok, and 30% hate it...
Their Hair
88% of people say that their date's _____ has a bigger impression on them than what they're wearing...
gardening
Women who drive this type of car are most likely to be cheated on.
A Honda
10% of couples have considered splitting up over this …
His snoring!
30% of single men do what to impress a woman?
Clean their bathroom.
How much do women want you to spend on a first date?
$85
A new study shows that women enjoy what as much as having sex.
interior decorating
38% of men say this is their biggest turn-off when it comes to women ...
Food stuck in between their teeth!
What is the number one silly thing girls worry about on a first date?
Running into her ex.
Women are twice as likely as men to make what mistake while driving?
Hitting the gas pedal instead of the brake.
According to The Notebook of Love, every guy should give his girl a stuff animal, jewlery and this.
His sweatshirt sprayed with his cologne.
88% of people say that their date's ________ makes a bigger impression on them than what they are wearing ...
Their laugh!
What is the number one way to tell your girl she is gaining a little weight?
Buy her clothes that you know are too small for her.
What percent of women are satisfied with their man's specific body part?
85%
If a guy doesn't have this, it is a red flag.
A facebook account
A survey found this to be the #1 thing kids are afraid of that is also a fear when you are an adult...…
balloons
58% of women say it’s a major turn off if a guy does this
wink at them
A new survey says that 30% of Married people don't know this about their Spouse. What is it?
How much money they make!
According to beautifulpeople.com, which country has the best looking men?
Sweden
When it comes to a man's wardrobe, 16% admit this ...
That their mother-in-laws shop for them!
According to a new survey, the number one workplace pet peeve men have is coworkers with poor hygiene. What was the number one pet peeve women have about coworkers?
Coworkers who steal ideas and take credit for them
What percent of women felt uncertain about their child's paternity?
10%
What is the number one thing science says women are attracted to about a man?
When he doesn't smile.
About 5% of new brides-to-be thought what right after the proposal?
They did not like the ring.
What is the number one secret you should keep from him?
Past hook-ups
A survey asked if you could put one thing on your tombstone besides words, what would you pick? 9% chose a picture of BLANK...…
their baby pic
5% of men have worn what?
Spanx.
Men love this type of woman.
Elusive
21% of people will spend more than 2 hours this year doing this at work...
Researching their NCAA bracket
74% of workers believe what will be extinct within 50 years?
Neckties.
Women who are PMS'ing much more able to detect what?
Snakes!
Most parents will do what when their kids are not home?
Play their kid's video games.
According to a new survey of married couples, the majority think the key to a happy marriage includes doing this at least once a week.
Arguing
What percent of people think they are the smartest one in their group of friends?
80%
What percent of people would make-out with their boss for a raise?
25%
64% of women have no problem with men who do what?
Shave their legs.
80% of women want
A younger man?
What is the number one thing single women hate to hear?
Maybe you're not trying hard enough.
According to a survey, 9% of couples who took a honeymoon last year had this in common...
They took their kids.
60% of men won't leave home without talking to a woman about what?
What he is wearing.
70% of men said they would like their spouse
Smarter
Women were asked if you could be any woman in history, who would you choose? This was the #1 answer...
Cleopatra
Half of single women carry these in their purse.
Sexy panties
What is the number one comfort food women turn to after a break-up?
Wine
91% of 28-35 year olds regularly do what?
Use their cell phones in the restroom.
This is the number one smell that is a turn-off for women.
Cherries
Researchers at Virgina Tech have scientifically PROVEN that the longer do this the DUMBER we get.
Going to Meetings.
A recent poll shows that there are 3 things that will ruin a woman’s day. Number 1 a fight with your honey, Number 2 getting yelled at at work, What is number 3?
Clothes that don’t fit
A new survey says If you are depressed, a photo of this will make you in more sad.
your mom
According to a study, only 15% of men will use these even though they are made exclusively for them...
The flap on the front of their underwear.
More women remember their first this than their first kiss.
Their first pair of "good" shoes.
What percent of people would name their kid "Dummy" for $1 million?
68%
Women were asked to name their favorite comfort food, #1 was ice cream followed by mac and cheese. What was #3...
Brownies
19% of people say it's never okay to do this with your spouse...
Share a toothbrush.
Kids who do drugs, drink and are sexually active, are more likely to have this.
A TV in their room.
women lie 474 times a year about this...
eating. That’s 1.3 lies a day.
What is the number one thing a woman can do to drive a man away?
Be needy or clingy
The number one single girl's resolution for 2012 should be to not do this on her first three dates.
Cry
1 in 7 of you have done what while drinking?
Shopped online.
1 in 5 women said this is why they will not bring their boyfriend home for Christmas...
they were thinking of breaking up with them
62% of men notice a woman's this first.
Personality
Women who do it this many times a week, appear 10 years younger.
4 times a week
After Christmas, 22% of couples were no longer doing this.
Speaking
Men feel old at 58, women feel old at...
29
Men with a messy this get more action.
Sock drawer
Almost 50% of women have slept with this person.
Their man's best friend
Women who are this are more successful in love and work.
Conceited
57% of men in relationships actually enjoy what?
Grocery shopping
This makes men want to approach you in a bar.
Having a blast with your friends.
46% of teens want what instead of a car?
The internet
This celebrity is known for his fungus feet... Who is he?
Robert Pattinson
Women should do this post-date to show you are interested.
Text him and tell him you had a good time.
In a recent survey what was the place where America's happiest women live?
California
1 in 12 women say they have turned down a date request because they didn't like the guy's...
his glasses
Two out of every ten parebnts make sure their child goes to school with this...
A manicure/pedicure!
In a recent survey, women said that it takes on average, 10 minutes of nagging before her man will do this
Ask for directions!
54% of women would never admit this to a man....
How much they paid for a handbag,
85% of women surveyed said that they can save $250 a year on merchandise by doing this ...
Flirting!
14% of kids under the age of 12 think this is the hardest thing about being a mommy
Taking care of dad!
80% of women said they might enjoy their swimsuit more this summer if it weren't for this.
Other women!
71% of working Americans don’t like it when their co-workers do what?
Wear flip flops to work.
42% of women say that only their best friend knows this about them ..
What their real hair color is!
25% of women and 15% of men have done what?
Dumped someone via text.
56% of people have forgotten this, and 3% of those had to call for help...
Where they parked the car
According to research results revealed at the recent Sleep
Study Convention in Canada, women are twice as likely as men to do this….
Dream about sex with a celebrity than men.
Studies have shown that women are more attracted to men who don't do what?
Don't smile.
Only 9% of women enjoy doing this ...
Looking in the mirror!
Women who do this make on average $500,000 more in the career.
Keep their maiden name
About 25% of people have done this before bed ..
Placed baby powder on themselves instead of showering!
When a woman wears a bikini, it makes it hard for her to do what?
Math
According to a cosmo web poll, 65% of men have day dreamed about this?
Their wedding day.
According
to a cosmo web poll, 65% of men have day dreamed about this?
Their
wedding day.
85% of men say that this determines whether or not they ask out a woman...
If she shows an interest!!
When asked what family activity they would choose for Fathers Day, 46% of dad's said this would be nice.
Yard work!
Most arguments, between women, happen at this place. Where is it?
Garage Sales
According to a survey of women, this is the biggest turn off in a man's bedroom...
Themed Sheets
When out on a date, 9% of men said they don't want to do this...
Get the door
46% of people in a relationship say they have never done this for their partner...
Make breakfast in bed!
This makes you love your man less.
His laziness.
42% of men believe they have what?
Male PMS
4 out of 10 guys will not ask a woman out on a 2nd date if she does this during the 1st date. What is it?
If she snorts when she laughs
According to a survey of divorced women, this is when 30% of them first knew something was wrong with the marriage...
On Their Wedding Day
The #1 profession of characters in romance novels is doctor. What's #2?...
Cowboy
A new Facebook poll asked people who would be the worst
possible celebrity
travel companion. This person was number one:
Snooki from Jersey Shore
60% of women wish they could do what every night?
Take a bath.
30% of married women think this or have thought this.
They married the wrong guy?
64% of women say this is the most important thing in their wardrobe. What is it?
Answer: Little black dress
There are two jobs in which 97% or more of the work force is female. One is preschool/kindergarten teacher. What's the other?...
Dental hygienist!
60% of women have at least one of what lying around at home?
Workout video.
40 thousand Americans are hurt by
Toilets
39% of newly married men will do this.
Carry their bride over the threshold
22% of hiring managers said this would make them less likely to hire you...
Not sending a thank you card!
The average guy spends about 40 minutes per day, doing what?
Looking at Women
11% of women have dumped a man for this reason
His obsession with sports!
When one person yawns, everyone does it. Just like yawning, this has been proven to be contagious too. What is it?
Scratching an itch
40% of women say "this" is the sexiest thing a man can wear. What is it?
Jeans and a sweater
18% of men admit that they've done this during their leisure time...
Read a romance novel
Women are more likely than men to ruin a date by doing this...
Bringing a friend
50% of women do this when they first get to their seat at a movie theater.
Take off their shoes.
The average woman does this at the age of 32
Becomes their mom
Women were asked to name the biggest turn offs in men, the #1 answer was beards. What was #2?
Ear Piercings
When women were asked what they're most likely to keep from a guy after a breakup, jewelry was the top answer followed by a t-shirt. What was third?...
Mix tape/CD!
43% of women admit they have lied to a man about this...
Being in Love with Him
35% of women in a relationship have at least one what?
Ex’s phone number.
Recent survey asked men this question – What food reminds you of your wife? Nearly 60% of men said this – what is it?
A can of mixed nuts!
According to a survey, 60% of men are convinced that they...
Have a great butt!
It might be a
little uncomfortable for him, but 1 in 5 women would love to do what
to their man?
Implant them with a GPS
For lent, 11% of participants are giving up _____...
swearing
What is the #2 most hated houseshold chore for men?
Dusting (#1: Ironing, #3: Vacuuming, #4: Taking out the trash)
Five Percent of women say they would give this up if it meant that they would not gain another pound?
Give up their best friend
What is the #1 occupation that women will not date?
Funeral Director!!!
66% of men say they are completely reliant on their partners for this...
When and what they eat
70% of women find it tacky when a man does this. What is it?
Wears a gold chain
According to experts, single women looking for a happy, secure boyfriend, should find a man with one of these?
Answer: A sister
8% of men in relationships have done this and lived to regret it?
Threw out their significant other’s clothes.
A recent poll says that 67% of women admit to spying on their partners.
58% say they have looked int their kids behavior...15% have spied on...
their boss.
When asked what does your husband do that you hate the most? This was the #1 answer...
Tickle
44% of men said that hair is the first thing they notice about a woman
Her Hair
33% of women say they’re less attracted to men who do what?
Wear a blue tooth
According to a survey, this is the food most craved by pregnant women...
Nacho’s
A new poll on favorite smells had fresh bread on top followed by rain, lavender and
A wood fire!
57% of people say this is holding them back
from finding true love. What is it?
The ex.
1 in 12 people say they've ended a friendship after doing this with the person...
Playing board Games
44% of two and three year-olds can play a basic computer game, but 43% can't do what?
Ride a bike
25% of people have missed a day of work because of this. What is it?
Sore muscles due to a workout
47% of People say they would give this up?
Cable TV
New survey says this is the WORST actress of all time.
Madonna. 15 Razzie nominations and 9 wins
27% of women say the wrong what can ruin their day?
Underwear
A new survey says this is a sign that your man is cheating if he started doing this
Tanning
In a new relationship the average woman waits 2 and half months to do this.
Show their face without makeup
New Survey says stubble in the sink is the #1 argument trigger
What is the #2 trigger
Dirty Stains in the toilet.
When asked "What do you miss the most about school?", 19% of people said...
Field Trips
A surveyof 43,000 online daters shows that women get more attention if guys think they’re?
unattractive.
39 percent of women said that it's a turn-on when guys list this as a personal interest
video games"
90% of singles say this is a guaranteed deal breaker on a first date...
An annoying voice!
30% of women say they do this after breaking up with their boyfriend.
Get a new hairstyle.
Half of women about to be married women wish this?
their engagement ring was bigger
What is the number one everyday, random turn on for guys?
Doing yoga.
2% of men surveyed felt that this is the tackiest thing a woman can do ...
Toss and play with her hair!
In a Glamour magazine survey about clothes, 85% of women admitted doing this...
Wearing dirty clothes
According to a recent survey, this is the one thing that men least like to talk about. What is it?
Clothing
At Christmas time, 16% of women don't want to know
this...
That you're returning the gift she gave you!
Just under 65% of Americans do this every day, even though it's unpleasant and they don't have to! What is it
Wear shoes that don’t fit.
When asked about the thing they regret buying the most 14% of people said this?
Shoes
Only 6% of us have indulged in what holiday tradition?
Roasting chestnuts on an open fire.
According to a survey, this is the leading cause of arguments on Christmas Day...
The TV remote control!
15% of moms have been enticed to do this at the holidays...
Flirt with a salesperson to get the hot "in-demand" Christmas toy.
When it's decision time this is decided 60% of
the time by women, 30% of the time by men, and 10% of the time by kids.
What is being decided?
What movie to rent
By age 14, the average child will see 11,000 _____
Murders on tv
The NY Post recently had the top things you should never say to a man. #1 ?
"You'll never amount to anything."
53% of would be brides say this is the worst thing that could happen on their wedding day...what?
Getting a zit!
19% of guys lie about this on the first date
Their Car
41% of woman think it's okay to ask this taboo question on a first date.
How much money does the guy make?
"According to Glamour Magazine, the average woman will kiss how many
men before marriage"
The answer is 79.
A new survey says that 60 percent of single people would rather have a
this than a new laptop.
A kiss on New Years Eve in NYC
20,000 men were asked, "If you could change one thing about your partner, what would it be?"
(47%) said I'm thrilled with everything and choose none of the above." 23% of the guys said they would alter her sexual appetite.
On Thanksgiving, 8,944 people called the Butterball hotline to ask...
Where does the thermometer go?
17% of bosses say they do this and their employees wouldn't be happy to find out they do
Check on them during a sick day.
A recent survey asked Americans to name the most stressful thing in their lives. #1 was mortgage payment. What was #2?
Having family over for the holidays!
This toy was invented back in 1890 and was inducted into the “Toy hall of fame”…what was it? Cardboard box
15 % admit that they are not confident in doing this.
changing light bulb
A survey of 1,000 women found this to be what impresses them the most early in a relationship...
being on time
28% of singles have ended a relationship because of this.
Playing to many video games
The more education a woman has, the more likely she is to do this. What is it?
Cheat on taxes
Men are 2.5 times more likely to do this on a first date than women...
say I love you
Of the 10 most inappropriate places to flirt...#3 is at a funeral...#2 the gym. What was #1?
A hospital waiting room
99% of wives feel their husbands lie frequently.
#1 lie is I'LL NEVER LIE TO YOU!
#2 is "I didn't have relations with that woman But What is #3?
#3, "My old girlfriend, she was just OK". #4 is "You're the
best"! ...Followed by, "I don't want whoopie unless you want to". "I
tried to call you", "Nothings wrong", I wasn't looking at her chest",
"I can fix it", "That dress looks fine".
According to a survey, 36% of men said they fear THIS more than death!!
Gaining weight!
25% of people do this 2 times a week.
Shower. Their is actual research that says this is good for you???
According to a survey by Men's Health Magazine, 77% of women
would prefer to receive one of these, instead of a diamond
solitaire necklace. What do they want?
A High Definition TV!
In a recent poll people were asked "Who are you most surprized is still alive." Who is it?
Ozzy Osbourne!
Men who have this are better prepared for marriage. They've
experienced pain and bought jewelry.
pierced ears
You're more likely to do this on a Monday morning before work, than any other day or time of the week. What?
Call your own cellphone because you can't find it
The least desired Halloween candy is Tootsie Roll but what is #2.
2.Smarties
3.Jolly Rancher
4.Circus
Peanuts (mushy)
5.Necco Wafers
According to a recent survey of office workers, 48% said this is the most inconsiderate thing you could do at work. What is it?
Take the last of the coffee and not make more.
12 % of people said that they have seen someone with one of these in the last 30 days?
A Mullett!
Question: Nearly 30% of Americans said their life would be miserable without this. What is it?
#1: Jeopardy, #2: Pyramid, #3: Price is Right, #4: Family Feud, #5: Deal or No Deal, #6: Match Game, #7: Let's Make a Deal, #8: Password, #9: Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, #10: Wheel of Fortune
Almost half of parents say they this is their least favorite thing about their kids’ going to school?
Fundraising.
1/3 of men fear this, what?
Their wife's driving
According to a recent survey, what is the #1 parental saying kids hate most?
Money doesn't grow on trees
18% of people have admitted doing this in the nude?
Clean the shower.
In a survey of women about their partner's annoying habits...leaving the toilet seat up was the number one most annoying habit. What was number two?
leaving wet towels on the bed
According to Marie Claire magazine, having one of these has become a new status symbol for women in 2010.
A stay at home Husband
Women were asked what food reminds you of your husband. 1/3 said _____
Potato
#1 Complaint amongst highschool students.( it has to do with their teachers)
That teachers can text during class but they get detention if they do it.
55% of Americans say they keep one of these in the car at all times.
A roll of toilet paper
12% of people say this is the reason they hate their job.
Their chair hurts their butt.
65% of Women say doing this has the same effect as good sex.
Finding a great discount or bargain.
30% of parents think what is boring?
Playing with their kids.
In a recent survey, 49% of people said the smell of this brings back happy childhood memories..
Toast!
More then 25% of online daters don't trust other online daters who do this...
Use too many emoticons!
According to a women's health magazine, what's the main complaint most women have about their hotel room?
Quality of toilet paper
One in five women do this on a daily basis. Women aged 20 - 35 are
most likely to do it. By contrast, only 5% of grown men admit they
do it.
A: sleeping with a stuffed animal
35% of women think what should be allowed in the workplace?
Bare Legs.
20% of parents paid for this for their kid’s back to school
(teeth whitening)…
Crayons are the most likely things a kid will stick up his nose. Followed by _____...
French Fries
25% of Couples are not doing this?
Sleeping together
33% of women do this everyday?
Talk on the phone in the bathroom.
Talk on the phone in the bathroom.Almost 10% of people has ruined a first date by doing what?" locked keys in the car.
The average woman does this 21,000 times in their lifetime.
Trys on clothes
31% of men have NEVER done this for their wife.
purchased flowers for her
67% of guys find women most attractivewhen they’re wearing what?
Workout clothes.
A new survey in Cosmo say the number one trait that makes a guy irresistible is?
“the wink”
20% of men say this is the most important trait
for a potential relationship. What is it?
She has to be intelligent.
According to this woman should stop doing this by the time they are 30
Calling her father “daddy.”
According to the show Family Feud, what's the #3 thing teenage girls look forward to?
Wearing makeup (#1: Dating, #2: Prom, #4: First kiss, #5: Driving)
37 percent of people say they think of this when they are gettng busy.
A Best friend.
Nearly half of woman in a recent survey won’t date a man who does what?
Gets a pedicure.
On average, parents say this to their children 4 times a week
Tie your shoes
In a nationwide survey, kids were asked what they'd most like to do if given an extra hour in the day. This was the #1 answer..
Spend more time with their family!
56% of women admit to doing this to their Hubby/BF.
At least once.
2 in 10 spouses have a secret what?
Credit Card
4% of Grooms have this in common.
They asked her parents for their blessing.
This is the #1 occupation of women who marry millionaires...
Teachers
According to recent poll, besides food & money, what's the #1 item you'd like a lifetime supply of?
Cable TV service!
New Survey says this is the #1 thing you should never say to your mate.
1.My ex was a better cook.
Others on the list were:
2.I’ve had better sex.
3.How many women you’ve really had sex with.
4.Your girlfriend is really hot.
5.You need to lose weight.
6.I’m smarter than you.
7.I make more money than you.
8.I can’t stand your family.
9.I’d rather watch the game with the guys than hang out with you.
10.You always do this or never do that.
A new study came out that said women found guys who do this are sexy, powerful and
more desirable on a subliminal level.
Wear Red.
If you're an average women, you will do this about 5 times a day.
If you're an average MAN, you'll do it only 3 times a day. What is it?
Apologize.
2 out of 10 women would give up great sex for this...for what?
Endlessly perfect hair
Salon Selective survey of 1,000 women. 20 percent would give up
great sex or personal wealth if some genie personal wealth if some genie would grant them eternally
perfect hair.
More then 15 percent of men would change what about the woman in their life?
Her moodiness.
4 in 10 women lie to each other about this.
How they look
1 out of 5 men sing in the shower. What is the most popular song they are singing?
"Roxanne" by the Police!!!!
A new survey by women list this as the #5 thing that guys should not do after 30.... play video games is #2.
Get a Tattoo!
Guys spend $54 a year on this
Underwear
87 percent of women are doing this or have done this and its sneaky...hint not lying.
Hiding something from their man
A recent study shows that people with kids have lower IQ's than people
without?
Kids
A new survey listed the Top 5 things every single woman should have in her purse.
What was number 3?
1. Toothbrush
2. Birth control
3. Panties
4. Gum or mints
5. Your #1 makeup necessity
On a first date 54% of women judge their date by this. What is it?
Their cell phone!!!
According to a new survey (on Family Fued) what is #4 on the list of best things to do on a date?
A picnic (#1: Out to dinner, #2: Movie, #3: Theme park, #5: Dance, #6: Beach, #7: concert)
1 in 5 people fear this…..
Dying while having sex
A new study says that women who do this are about to dump their man!
Who dye their hair red from another color
When asked "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have 1 thing" what was the #1 answer?
Their pet
40% of French fathers wish they could do this ...
Get pregnant and experience labor pains!
8% of guys have done this but they don't want their buddies to know.
Paint their wife's toenails
The Average woman thinks about this 43 times a day.
Her Hair
A recent study shows that the more of this you have... apparently, the
more intelligent you tend to be. What is it?
Body hair
In a recent survey, 47% of people said it's never ok to sell this on ebay...
A wedding dress
The average woman has about 6 of these…what are they??
6 things from a previous relationship
Two out of five girls between 8 and 15 said this is one of the most important things in their life. What is it?
Facebook
According to a survey - Women said this is the WORST activity to do on a 1st date - What is it?
Play Miniature golf!
In a recent survey, men listed the cell phone as the best gadget ever. What did a majority of women choose?
Hair straightener!!!
For 68% of women it's left. For 70% of men it's right...
The side of the bed they sleep on
According to a survey of bosses, this ticks them off the most....when their employees do what?
When they click out of something they were looking at on the computer when the boss walks by.
In a recent survey, 43 percent of women said this determines whether or not she wants to date a guy.
a man's cd collection
The average woman needs 4 of these to be happy.
Friends
According to a survey, 40% of men and 27% of women do this when they're naked. What is it?
Talk on the phone
Over 90% of Mothers have done this to their child when it comes to discipline…
what is it??
Give them the 1-2-3 countdown
What is the #1 thing people keep in their nightstand??
A bag of chips!!!
1 out of 4 workers say this ticks them off when their co-workers do this. What is it?
Give them a hug
A survey asked married couples if they could hypnotize their spouse to do anything what would be the first thing you would have them do?
Clean the House
60% of women secretly hate this.
Bridal Showers
92% of men have no problem doing this, while 26% of women have no problem doing it either. What is it?
Using the other genders restroom when theirs is occupied.
According to an insurance company survey, female drivers are 78% more likely than men to do this...
lose their keys
66% of women said that choosing this is as personal as choosing their make-up ...
Choosing the chocolate they eat!
1000 women in a survey say that this is the celebrity they would like to have a baby with
Johnny Depp
Experts say that having this at your work space gives you a 9% better chance of getting a raise
A Candy Dish
50% of workers in a recent poll said this is the perk they want most on the job. What is it?
Free Soda pop
New survey says this is the hardest age to parent.
14 for girls ...mostly because they are so moody.
40% of High School students will do this...
Lie to their parents about where they are going after prom.
On average, females do this better than males at every age. What is it?
Hear
At least not in my house ….
The average woman does this better then guys at every age.
Hear
The Average Women will do this 10 times before making this purchase.
Try on 10 bathing suits before buying
New Survey Says this is the most annoying song of all time. #1 it's a small world but what is #2?
I love you - Barney
The average woman will do this 4 times a week (hin't: maybe those girls in High school really weren't blowing me off when they told me this)
Washing their hair
8% of secretaries surveyed said that they would rather do this than have lunch with the boss ...
Eat dirt!
The average mom spends 55 minutes a week doing this.
Ironing
7% of Americans have married for this reason.
Health Insurance
A new study claims that this is the most dangerous food to eat while driving.
Potato Chips
The average woman will do this for 20 hours 30 minutes this year...
Shoe shopping
A majority of women say this makes them happy and it has nothing to do with diamonds, kids or chocolate. What is it?
Sleep
74% of women would do this...clue is dating
Date a Professional Athlete
7% of Americans have ended a relationship for this reason. What is it?
Because their pet didn't like their significant other
2 out of 5 married men will do this sometime before they've been married 6 years.
Lose Their Wedding ring
Men are more ___________ when in the presence of a beautiful woman ...
Accident prone!
45% of men said this was a big turn-off for them on a first date. What is it?
THEIR DATE TALKING ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT OR LATEST DIET!!
When asked to describe their ideal guy, 41% of women said they are turned on by ...
A stubbly man!
According to relationship experts, what is the best opening line a guy can say?
"Hi, what’s your name?"
21% of married couples believe this is the best way to avoid arguments.
Separate checking accounts.
What text message phrase do guys most want to receive
Thinking of you
85% of women surveyed admit to doing this at least once a week.
Re-wearing dirty clothes
Controversial website Ashley Madison reveals this is the most adulterous profession for women.
Teachers
When a women does this body movements towards you, it means she is interested.
Opens her legs.
What is the number one lie men tell you about sex to avoid conflict?
I've never thought about sleeping with one of your friends.
When asked what people would want most if standed on a deserted Island, 6% of people said this.
A Pillow
1000 Women surveyed. The question: What's the most impressive thing a guy can do early in a relationship? What was the Number One answer?
Be punctual!
What percent of women would want a good looking man over a rich man?
37%
87% of women say they've done it at least once while 11% of women say they do it all the time...
Go to bed with their makeup on
Women who do this are perceived as smarter,wealthier and more ambitious. What is it?
Wear High Heels
After a baby learns "mama", "dada" and "no", what word do experts say they learn next?
TV
61% of us said they would like to have this at work. What is it?
free massages
24% of women have these in their purse right now.
Mints from a restaurant
New survey says Facial stubble and a geeky personality topped a list of secret turn-ons for women. What was the 3rd biggest turn on…
A hairy chest
What is the number one piece of advice women say you should not do with your dating profile?
Don't wear sunglasses in your profile picture
Women Spend two and half months of their lives doing this..
Staring at Men (men spend almost a year staring at women.
75% of husbands do not know this about their wife.
The name of her perfume
The average woman has 5 to 10 of these in her closet.
Clothes with tags still on them from the store.
New survey says this is the #1 place for girls to experience their first kiss.
Their backyard
45% of guys say if a woman wants to be sexier she should.....
Wear glasses
18 % of Moms say they keep this from their kids.
That they have breast implants
20% of men don't know this...
When Valentines Day is
58% of Women find this a turn off from men.
Guys who wink
59% of women and 39% of men have done this at work and its very sneaky.
Looked at a co-workers pay stub.
60% of lades say they would never date a guy with this trait.
If he is skinnier then she is.
What is the #1 lie women tell men?
I wouldn't change a thing about you.
Women were asked what beauty product their husband borrowed the most. This was the #1 answer..
Tweezers
Women were asked "what makes you happiest?" #1 was losing weight. #2 was a romantic getaway. #3 was getting a promotion, followed by _____
Hearing from an old friend!
More then a Million of these will be sold this year but more then 60% will never be used.
Swim Suits
New Survey says this is the #1 reason people flirt at work.
To Get someone to do their work for them.
The Odds are about 1 in 70 that an adult has never been here.
The Dentist.
95% of women do this when they go to the Gyno.
Hide their underwear.
What is the #1 sign that she is psychotically jealous according to askmen.com?
She knows things about you before you tell her.
Almost 10% of Americans admit they were afraid of these as children, and they're still frightened of them as adults...
Balloons
12% of women say they wish their man had made this his new years resolution.
Get a promotion
6% of women say that they never do this ...
Cry!
01/06/10
Most married couples say their first fight was about this. What was it?
Laundry
People With This live longer then those that don't
Have a name that begins with the letter A
40% of women do this immediately after a break up
Get a hair style/hair cut
42% of people admit this will cause them to form a negative opinion when they first meet someone...
Sweat Stains
According to a survey in Cosmo more than half of single men do this before a first date?
Change the sheets.
According to a UNC study, women find this feautre most important on a man?
His teeth.
15% of women say they have told a first date they hate it when men do this, but the guy continues to do it...
Wear too much cologne
Weds 12/09/098
23% of Christmas cards this year will have this in common...
Signed with their pets name too
Tuesday 12/08/09
More then 40% of people say they would rather spend more money on their monthly bills then do this ….
Clean The Shower
Monday 12/01/09
49% of women would describe their man with one word. What is it?
Messy.
Weds 12/02/09
Recent Cosmo Survery listed 6 things guys notice with 6 seconds of meeting a woman. Among the list: Her smile, hair and cleavage. But one of the six made no sense to me.
Her Purse
Tuesday 12/01/09
The #1 thing left behind in Las Vegas hotels is Adult toys ...what is #2
False Teeth
Monday 11/30/09
The average what weighs seven pounds?
A woman’s purse.
When asked what hobby they found most attractive in men, 17% of women said this
Photography
When asked what driving habit of others annoyed them the most, 25% of people said this...
Reading while driving
According to a study, a woman is 20 times more likely to be hit on if she is _____...
Walking a dog
According to a survey, this is the #1 cause of arguments between couples at a restaurant...
Stealing French fries
92% of women say they will never date a man who wears _____...
Leather Pants
A recent survey found that the #1 thing forgotten by adults is where they put their keys. This is #2...
Why they went to the store
When asked what one word describes their dream vacation, the word most often used by women was romantic. This was the #1 word used by men...
Golf
The poll question asked if aliens arrived tomorrow I hope they bring _____. This was the #1 answer...
Chocolate
Women were asked to complete this sentence: I'd love to add a special room to my house where I could _____.
Get away from my family

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